The Great Jersey Toss is Upon Us

…and the honeymoon is definitely behind

Entitlement is something that doesn’t exist in sports. The only title that matters is ‘champion,’ and one has to win it to deserve it.

I don’t know what exactly it is with Winnipeg sports fans—maybe we’re all a little jaded from the quarter century (and counting) Grey Cup drought that’s plagued the Bombers—that makes us think that we somehow deserve a winning team this very second. No one city of fans anywhere deserves anything.

Lately, people have been calling for a reform of the Jets’ upper ranks. They’re calling for blood on the social networks, and the blood they want is that of the GM and the owner and the very organization that brought the team here. Not even the players are safe…

And sometime I think, what the hell, the Twitter GMs are right…let’s give them a shot at running the team. What could go wrong with plans to trade Trouba, a third-year player with his peak seasons well ahead of him and much learning still on the way, straight up for Travis Hamonic, a sixth year player who in his first two seasons racked up over 170 PIMs? Last season, Hamonic found his way to the box for 85 minutes. This kind of player couldn’t possibly have repercussions for the Jets, right? But hey, the man want’s to play here, so clearly…

The armchair GMs would also bring in Steven Stampkos, bring back Lee Stempniak, lynch Andrew Ladd, and trade Dustin Byfuglien for, I don’t know, Drew Doughty. Sounds great to me. Hey Twitter, by the power vested in me, I hereby declare you hired.

While you’re at it, why don’t you guys sit down Mark Chipman and the rest of True North Sports and Entertainment and really show ‘em how to run a multi-million dollar business.

But in all seriousness, I really love the way people are trying to say that the ownership of this team is on the hook for a lousy performance in November (and that’s really what it all comes down to, that and a shitty power play), and that they are somehow ripping us all off. It’s totally true, too, and they all deserve a table saw to the jugular. Or maybe just a general strike, where no one buys tickets or merchandise anymore…yeah, that will show them. But the best way by far that we can show our ire with the organization is to continue the True North shout out during the anthem. But maybe we should all try and yell it louder and with more anger, that way, Chipman, sitting all the way up in the rafters, will feel a powerful vibration in his intestines every time and think, gee, these guys are really sending me a message here. Better make some phone calls and tell our boys to win some games.

At the conclusion of the season, the Jets’ championship drought will be at a dismal five seasons. But don’t seek the bomb shelter just yet. Intsead, consider the Calgary Flames who haven’t won the cup in 26 years. Or the New York Islanders, who last won the Stanley Cup in 1983. That’s a drought that, up to right now, has lasted 32 years. The Flyers last won the cup in 1975, which makes their drought currently sit at 40 years. And then there’s the Maple Leafs. The last time the Leafs won the cup was 1967, and it’s a date that’s been immortalized in music by the Tragically Hip. They’re on a drought of 48 years and counting (some have lived and died in that time), with no sign of a contending team on the horizon. Before 2010, the Blackhawks had gone 49 years without a Stanley Cup win.

The Jets have been a team (not including the first Jets) for a mere handful of seasons. Despite this, Jets fans are on the verge of a mass regurgitation of their precious jerseys, shirts and hats the likes of which would shame the renegade fans in Toronto. And it’s already begun with a tuque on the ice in Calgary after the Gaudreau hat trick. Perhaps before we all storm the gates and hang the Jets’ brass, lets all show our dissatisfaction with the entertainment that’s been presented to us by littering the ice surface with our prized colours.

I will acknowledge, however, that the Jets have seen better days. There current 32 points is the worst they’ve been at this point in the year since coming to Winnipeg. Even their last season in Atlanta was better by this date that year. On December 23rd last season, the Jets were 18-10-7, a healthy 43 points and right in the thick of it. This year, they’re a sad way away from being in the thick of anything besides the draft lottery race. By December 23rd in both the 13/14 and 11/12 seasons, the Jets had accumulated 37 points each, which would put them in third place in the wild card race just above the Avs.

All sarcasm aside though, ease up people. It’s just a game after all. Is our collective memory so short that we can’t remember the dark era of Winnipeg hockey? We’re not entitled to anything in the world of hockey just because we are Winnipeggers. We don’t deserve a Stanley Cup. One day though, if we’re patient, our team might develop into one that could win it.


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